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Rambin's on Positive-Negative and Male-Female


It seems the whole world is based on these two thoughts, male-female and positive-negative. Look around. For example, even trades as the plumbing trade and electrical trade talk about male and female fittings. When a child passes from the womb and is born, what is the first thing a person checks on....of course the male or female fitting....you got to know what sex the baby is so ya can name it....right? Then there's the positive and negative thing. Seems these are attached to the male or female thing, too. The female has to always be right and the male has to always be wrong, right? How else could order be kept if both were right or wrong all the time? Somebody has to be right and somebody has to be wrong. You see, the right is positive and the wrong is negative. There just can't be two positives or two negatives hooked together. It just won't work. A car battery has a positive and a negative terminal and it works just fine but if both terminals were identical in either fashion....well forget it, it won't work! I suppose that's why the female is right and the male is wrong. It's got to be that way to work together. The female is positively sure she is positively right and the male is positively sure she is positively wrong and that is what makes him wrong. Do you see how this positive and negative thing is attached to the male female thing? It just can ‘t be separated and so the world goes on!