- Local Interests
- Sloane's American History
- Interesting Statements
- Emails I've Received
- Rules of the Universe
- An Encouraging Statistic
- Pick Your Retirement Spot
- What People Say In Court
- Scott and Helen Nearing
- Women, Time and Bathrooms
- Movies/DVDs We've Enjoyed
- Maintaining Insanity
- Mechanical Square Dancing
- Traffic Madness that Works
- Good Food Locally
- 300 HP V8 Chainsaw
- Mule Sale
- When You're Retired
- Tow Truck Driver Note
- A Play on Words
- Local Business Worth Using
- Why Men Are Happier
- Deep Snow Plowing
- Happy Retirement
- Farmall M
- A Woman and Her Age
- Grandpa is Audited by IRS
The following was taken from Physics Geek at http://physicsgeek.mu.nu/archives/153439.php I thought the elders might appreciate this.!
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So, I called him a piece of dog sh*t.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.